A PARANOID GOY RUMINATES
Who will Upgrade Michelle Obama
- Parent Category: ROOT
- Category: ON BEING HUMAN WITHOUT A HIVE MENTALITY
The American ‘election’ for 2020 will probably be postponed, using the corona virus as excuse. What exactly the political benefit will be, one can be sure of only one thing: More taxes and less civil dignity is around the corner. After all, we know it does not really matter who actually gets the lead role, the show must –and shall- go on. Not that every actor doing the role lately lived up to the star performance of Ronald Reagan, but then again, he was a trained actor, used to the role of untouchable cowboy hero shooting down the crooked enemy of American Goodness and Mama’s apple pie. And boy! Did he shoot’em down!
Reagan left us two things: A world dispossessed by privatisation, and a new era of celebrity politics. That’s where celebrities suddenly become expert advisors, and the political post goes to the best eye-candy in da house. I remember a time when wanna-be politicians studied religion, so they can have their own congregation; a ready-made constituency morally obliged to vote for you! These days, you build a television audience or a million TwatBookFace followers, or you answer an advertised casting call for “non-white, non-male, presentable individual under 34 to represent the Democratic Party”. That’s how Occasio-Cortez got her job, she was a waitress with ambitions to become a Hollywood star, then she went to an audition, and she got the role. Now she’s the equivalent of a parliamentarian in the Undeclared Soviets in the Americas.
Miss Cortez, however, has proven faulty in the intellectual department, the Native turned out to be mostly White, and the rest are too old to qualify for a role in the global(ist) stage play called ‘Democracy”. Really, the only proper occupant of the throne, is Barack Obama, all hail. He’s out of the running until the constitution is raped amended to allow him another reign. However, and this is so lucky, the man was married. Why not get his wife to run, then she can have the best advisor in the world, right there in her bed! No-one can accuse Obama of nothing, if his wife is the mightiest man on earth.
There are those who insist Michelle Obama is a man, with or without ‘gender reassignment’ surgery. There are those who point out she used her husband’s stint as ‘most powerful man in the world’ to slyly insert sandwich-people agendas into the regular business of running the State. There are those who point out she’s the prettiest first lady ever since Jackie. There are those who point out she was the only one looking under fifty. There are those who point out that she’s not running.
The only Democrat Party (Llc Inc etcetera) candidate left standing is Joe Biden, a man literally on his last legs, completely senile and unfit for public office. He has not announced a running mate. Hitlary Clinton, Michelle O’Bam-bam! or maybe even Alexandrovitz Occasionally Coherentz will do perfectly for the Bolshevists. Women and children, the defenceless doing the indefensible, in the name of Democracy and Liberty.
I suspect they would prefer, amongst those three, Cortez. Not only is she a woman steeped in a tradition of Latino misogyny, meaning she ‘knows her place’, but also she is pure child, that prattles whatever it last heard. Perfect presidential material! Unfortunately she is too stupid for words, so most grown-ups dismiss her. Not that a little thing like voter preference bothers the Party much, but programming too many machines in her favour might raise suspicions amongst those not yet aware of the fraud inherent in machine voting.
Hitlary is done. She brings so much toxicity to any situation, even her sponsors are becoming quiet. One must, however, not dismiss the influence of Clan Clinton. They ran the show for the Bushes and Obama, they can run the show for anyone. Can she get past her past, though? If she enters as main candidate, expect the ‘election’ to be postponed till after her death. Apparently, running for office gives you immunity from prosecution, and boy, does this woman, and the entire cabal around her, don’t they just ache for an opportunity for Hillary to say absolutely bugger-all about all those really serious criminal charges… If, however, she is Biden’s vice, then they found a way to get her off, and she will become president, as described elsewhere. I mean, Biden IS going to peg it, soon. Even if They have to help him along.
In the end, the only popular choice would be Michelle Obama. Because she comes with baggage. Baggage that still thinks he has right to open his mouth about State affairs. She comes with load-mouthed baggage with a whiney voice, covered in non-white skin, and everybody loves that little briefcase full of profitable laws to bits! If she can “continue her husband’s work” we can have the entire proletariat stripped, cuffed and working every day in no time toot sweet. Whether they want to, or not. Michelle has shown great capacity for empty gestures and photo-op charity. Michelle is angry at people who let their unvaccinated children play with proper people’s children. Michelle has very clear ideas on the Wrongs of the World, and they are all Old, White and Male.
So, to fulfil that liberal Bolshevik wet dream of a sandwich-person playing the lead role in the upcoming season of “Killer in the White House”, I suspect a tragedy in the Obama household. Somehow, soon, Michelle Obama will have a terrible accident, badly mauling at least one limb, possibly losing it. I see no other way of disabling her. There are plenty of non-white, non-male, non-middle-aged sandwich people as qualified for the job as she is, which is not-so-much. Obama’s only option is to lose a limb, and become the perfect candidate for the post of “Mightiest Man in the World”.
I mean, who can be more deserving of the throne, than a Disabled, Gender-Fluid African-American?
Or, to say it in English:
How dare you not vote for the black transsexual cripple, are you some kind of bigoted neo-Nazi Fascist, or what?