Corporate Crimes and the 3 Laws of Robotics

  1. A robot may not, by action or inaction, cause harm to a human.
  2. A robot shall obey orders from a human, except where in conflict with Rule 1.
  3. A robot shall protect itself from harm, provided it does not conflict with Rule 1 or 2.

What is a robot? The term is from a Czech slang term for a slave worker. Isaac Asimov originally used it to describe a machine with human-like qualities. The modern term denotes any machine with a degree of autonomy, with no specification as to that degree. Even a subroutine on your phone, keeping a look-out for supermarket specials, is acceptably called a bargain-hunting ‘bot, or similar. For our purposes here, and everywhere else, may we propose the following definition of a robot:

Any system that collects inputs, and delivers pre-determined outputs, according to a predetermined set of instructions, acting with a degree of autonomy, qualifies under the description of ‘robot’.

This includes your bank!

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Political Scientists, Economists, Witchdoctors, Charlatans of All Sorts

The Holy Profits of Mammon, with 20-20 vision in hindsight.

Political science serves the same purpose as economics; finding elaborate reasons to prove that last week’s accident was actually an inevitable consequence of well-understood processes which must be fixed by legislation and regulation. The rest of their time is spent building reasons and theories and excuses for next week’s accident. They also plan the entire PR side of all such accidents, well beforehand, which is why their stories are always so repetitive; they think we never learn from their mistakes.

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Carbon Taxes Explained (NOT) by a Professor Carbon Himself

The Paranoid Goy presents to you the ‘reasoning’ behind carbon taxes, as explained by some …entity important enough to be quoted as The Authority on Wikipedia. It may amuse the reader to research the solutions originally proposed back in the ‘seventies, when the problem of industrial pollution started to attract formal scientific attention. We talked about filters, and chimney scrubbers, which “scrubbed” the smoke of poisons before it left the chimney. We designed elaborate but permanent solutions to contain the pollution we release into the environment. Designers were building garden ponds for factories, where biological processes were supposed to precondition waste water before release, engineers were competing to make the biggest, cheapest, most compact filters humanly possible. This would put the cost on the polluter directly, and this is where it died.

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How Privatisation is Clearing the Earth of Scum

It was in the seventies when we were liberated from the shackles of gross political ignorance and economic idiocy. It must have been the sudden availability of those new-fangled computer things, or maybe it was the bright new ideas thought up by bright new Wall Street Wiz Kids, but one thing was certain; the Man in the Street has to take a hand in dismantling the oppressive socialist regime that is Big Government. By 1980 we all understood the problem(s):

 Your government is too stupid to make a profit.

Government has no business in Business.

Politicians are corrupt and cannot be trusted with our money.

The theory is that, instead of the state using taxes to provide public services, the same services could be delivered more efficiently and at a profit by educated businessmen. Thus, instead of the wasteful public servant running the service at base level efficiency, a private contractor will supply a better service more economically.

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A Continuous Enquiry into the Commercialisation of Child Prostitution

The Paranoid Goy tries hard to be unbiased and non-discriminatory in his approach to others, the Body Politic, as it were. We are ethics-bound to accept the existence of politicians, preachers and banksters alike. There is, however, limits to Freedom, before it becomes Liberty. “Taking Liberties” has never been a good strategy for building a society. Look at the decrepitude of the old Soviet Union, the post-colonial decay of the Marxist African Republics, look at America’s heavy industry, the so-called Iron Belt, that is now called the Rust Belt, where tens of thousands die of overdoses, gang violence and sheer neglect, every year. That is what Liberty brings you. Now the Libertarians are proclaiming their right to prostitute small children. Thank the gods for the War On Paedophilia!

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The Coming Market Collapse: The End of the World as We Know it.

Protocol 20.3

There are many who await the next stock market crash with much glee and a certain sadistic impatience. The idea seems to be that, with the entire banking system in bankruptcy, the financial system in total collapse, and currencies worthless, there will be a “Market Reset”, where all debt will be scrapped, the dollar relegated to history, and we will inherit a brave new virtual currency. “After all”, the argument goes, “money won’t even exists as we know it now.” The BitCoin crowd is especially upbeat about walking away as the new class of empowered capitalists. We shall not discuss BitCoin here any more than mentioning that it is not officially sanctioned or institutionally recognised money. While every supporter tries to believe it is a “store of value” or a “trade token” or a “non-correlated asset”, the FED is trying their damnest to usurp and modify the technology sufficiently to be used as a fiat currency. In the meantime, ‘institutional investors’ have started including cryptocurrencies in their investment portfolios. Investing your pension in ethereal tokens of equivalency might seem like a daft idea, but that is rock-solid investment philosophy compared to the real darling of the stock market: Derivatives.

A financial derivative would have been described as a type of pyramid scheme just a very few years ago. Ever since the first derivatives were legalised by giving Hillary Clinton an ‘in’ into the “pork belly derivatives market” so her hubby can sign the practice into legality, this ‘financial vehicle’ has grown in proportions hard to imagine. It is said that Greece was bankrupted for the benefit of less than 300 million Euros, but the derivatives hanging off that debt, amounted to up to seven trillion Euros. Greece was sacrificed and sold off piecemeal, so greedy nerds in banks all over Europe did not have to make good on really big, really silly bets they made with other people’s money. Max Keiser is touring the world telling people this was outright, and I quote him: “Financial Terrorism by George Soros and his friends.” A derivative is nothing but a contractual bet between two greedy millionaires, who have the means and legal sanction to sell that bet on to some unsuspecting ‘investor’ as an actual investment. This is a silly game for silly buggers, and it would have been funny, had it not been for one little thing:

The derivatives “market” is now “worth” more than all the gold that has ever been mined, or is likely to ever be found on earth. Ever will exist. Derivatives are fraudulent promises of wealth that cannot ever exist, and the debt accrued around this con-job, add up to more than all the money, all the debt, all the minerals, all the real estate, and all the stocks and bonds in the world put together, derivatives exceed that value by a factor of at least four. This means, a small group of people have written gambling contracts to the value of four earths, and then they swopped that fictitious wealth for actual pensions and hedge funds and government bonds, the whole world’s wealth is now promised, four times over, to the one account that will be collecting that debt, and very soon, if the economists are to be believed. This is the reason some believe the system will just crash irrevocably, to be replaced by a new and equitable system of fiscal governance. As with all fake news, it is difficult to figure whether this fable is being planted in our consciousness, or are we listening to the complete ignorance of people paid to look clever on my television?

 Instead of a market crash leading to some kind paradigmatic reset or universal debt forgiveness, we can expect quite the opposite: every cent of fictitious value that has been created on paper, will become payable, and immediately. That will be the day the judgement, of the Apocalypse. This will be the day the Great Seal is broken, and the Great Book is opened, and when those appointed have finished balancing the books, we shall all find ourselves equally stripped and laid bare of the burden of possessions, because it will all belong to the guys that created that wonderful financial instrument called a Market Derivative. …and they are operating on borrowed money… Our pensions!

As to how the market will crash, is still not publically known, by working class people, the ones called the public, the ones whose money is about to disappear. It is known, though, to those laying the groundwork for the next crash. How do we know this? As with all real news, it lies behind the waxy smiles and condescending redefinitions, the truth hides in their patronising off-the-cuff rebuffs to our questions, the real clues are there for all to see in the self-satisfied smirks on your TV, when the exalted masters of our universe deign to speak at the plebs behind the camera lens. You know you are hearing the truth, when they each say something slightly different "on your level, as well the less educated" as they like to smirk. You know the truth by the omissions they all commit, the things not one will say out loud. You have to hear the silence for yourself, but let me report for you on what it is they are saying:

"The next financial crisis will be worse than ever before." and "There is nothing anyone will be able to do, because everyone will be unprepared." and "The next crisis will happen in a way that has never happened before, could never happen before." That is probably a clue to some role of technology? What was impossible or unavailable the last time they crashed the market? Ponder on that, but be quick, the chairman of JPMorgan tells us the economy is a motor car driving at a wall, his CEO tells us the current system was built for a reason and is forever. He also has no idea how that trickle-down stuff is supposed to work, snigger smile wink-wink. He does agree though, that the next crash will be bigger and stranger and more unpreventable than ever before, because, and I quote "No-one will have seen anything like it before, there is no way to prepare for it, everybody will be exposed this time."

So, there you have your update, the crash is coming, you will not only lose everything, you will have to pay part of my Federal debt (and I yours) via new taxes, and the Fed will own our collective ass. The pieces are moving, moved by those who get to move us like pieces, and they are moving all the world's money onto one big heap, so their king can claim the world as his property, to the glory of their g-d, which apparently hates any God you or I or anyone but Them believe in. The exact role of the Satanists are not perfectly clear yet, so far we have no more evidence than their supplying children for the Confidence-lacking Investor's sex parties. With children. And ministers of Police and priests and judges... and children.