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Nary has a month gone by lately, or the medical fraternity has not come up with a new, more wondrous “medical breakthrough” than the last. August 2019 saw the public exposure of an evil attempt at playing God, when it was revealed that some lab is growing human-monkey chimeras as a possible source of human organs for the transplant trade. Frankly, it is a step forward from legalising the abortion of babies until well after birth, so their organs can be harvested for the trade in human parts. It sure beats those vultures descending upon your carcass while it is still warm and, as documented numerous times, technically alive.
…and this was not even the most “interesting scientific advancement” of the week, no, some gang of broken minds somewhere has been busy for a while now solving, or at least postponing, a dreaded condition that is attacking women all over the globe.
“You must understand, this system (of wealth aggregation to a few individuals) was not for a month, or a year, it is for ever. Eventually all this money will be competed out, and that’s when it will benefit everyone…(shrugs) …or something like that.” Jaimi Dimon, CEO of JPMorganChase, the “world’s most successful banker”, explaining to Congress the principle of Trickle-Down Economics.
We shall not discuss trickle-down economics here, we have a complete separate category where we make fun of the fables we are forced to live by. The thing is supposed to work like this: The more money the millionaire has, the more he spends, and that is when each of us get our share of his fortune. So, your duty is make sure the millionaire gets as rich as possible, because his wealth will trickle down to you. This has absolutely nothing to do with this article, except this one thing: America is gaining millionaires every day. Not only those who get rich in America, but the rest of the world’s millionaires are flocking to America. According to trickle-down theory, Americans must surely be the most prosperous people on earth, getting richer every day, no?
Pan the camera left, focus there, under the bridge, where the little tent city is being broken down by municipal workers and their police escort, only to be rebuilt by tonight. They have nowhere else to go, those war veterans, and laid-off teachers, and young people crippled forever by debt and prescription-drug dependency. The vast majority of young people will never own a home. The one they thought to inherit, will probably be bonded to pay for their parents’ cancer treatment. The streets of Los Angeles now host typhoid…
Almost 60% of Americans borrow money to eat. 80 percent have zero savings. 99% of all pensions are about to evaporate in the biggest financial scam (sorry, economic crisis) our civilisation has ever seen. Can you see those billions, trickling down upon the streets of the Big City, where every heavenly ounce miraculously turns into a human turd, lying on a city pavement, because the dude literally had nowhere else to go? In the meantime the “fracking revolution”, as of June 2019, still has not produced one profitable well, all of them subsidised by your pension fund, and government debt.
The Jewish folk in New York are facing arrest for not vaccinating their children. Zion’s Undeclared Soviet in America is facing a “measles pandemic unheard of since the invention of vaccines”. The statistics show that the majority of cases occur amongst the unvaccinated. The Jewish communities were throwing ‘measles parties’ where they deliberately spread measles amongst their kids, just like we did a few decades ago still. The tradition-bound Jewish families refused the vaccines, and now we see what must be the first and only act of censure against a Jewish community ever since New York heard of Hitler. They really, really want you to get vaccinated.
The reason they give us, of course, is that if we all vaccinate, the disease will be eradicated, because we will all be immune to the pathogen. This so-called ‘herd immunity’ has nowhere been successfully demonstrated. We thought polio was eradicated, and suddenly, it breaks out wherever Bill Gates is pushing his polio vaccines. In New York, it is true that the unvaccinated get measles, but when the vaccinated get it, they die! The numbers are made confusing by using terms such as “morbidity” in a way that makes you think they said “mortality”. While the morbidity rate of measles is indeed high amongst the unvaccinated, the mortality rate is almost zero.
For those who had the vaccine, it seems it does not confer immunity at all, and a ‘booster shot’ is needed, at which point you have a rather morbid rate of dying, the mortality rate amongst the vaccinated is disturbingly high, it makes one morbid. So one finds some real data to use, like municipal and national health statistics. In some countries, these records have been kept for many generations, and in other countries, living conditions usually provide ample evidence to support the statistics already in hand. There is, indeed, a correlation between the invention of vaccines and the near-eradication of infectious diseases such as measles. “Correlation does not Causation imply”, and then we see these statistics are for England, America, France and so on. Measles did not disappear from Africa or anywhere else.
The most obvious explanation is access, as in “the backwards communities did not have access to vaccines. Once we get to them, we vaccinate them, and we cure them.” Nonsense. By the time the vaccines arrives, it comes on planes, trains and trucks. By the time an area is developed enough to warrant mass social services, the people usually have fresh water, roads, enough to eat, warm houses… Yes, they still get measles, but “hardly nobody dies from that these days”. The likelihood of you dying from measles or smallpox is negligent, provided you are warm, clean and well fed. The statistical data supports this theory:
In every civilised country, infectious diseased diminish as the standard of living increases. This was true even before the concept of vaccines was even but a glint in Big Pharma’s eye. As a matter of fact, in civilised and well-serviced communities, things like measles, pertussis and smallpox were deadly no more often than it was in, say, 1990. But things started changing, and the very first article published on this site was thinly-veiled scaremongering about the threat of mandatory medication. Admittedly, we were more concerned about psychiatric drugs, but it turns out people were willing to shove amphetamines down little children’s throats on the advice of primary-school teachers alone, no need for the medical profession to dirty their own hands. Then Bill Gates invented vaccines…
Okay, Bill Gates did not invent vaccines, but since he started preaching GMO and “vaccine cocktails” for pregnant women, we have seen the return of polio, increase in infant mortality, and an epidemic of kids born with very tiny heads. All in places where Bill ‘gifted the people’ with free vaccines. Bill now makes more money from vaccines in one year, than he ever did in total with Microsoft. If you want to know how one gets rich by giving away free vaccines, the sordid tale is told elsewhere on this site, use the search box top right to look for “Zika”. For now it is enough to know that Bill Gates thinks the world only has enough place for 300 million people, and he says the rest all need some injections. 96% of us have to go away so that Billy the Patch can live in happiness.
But back to the measles pandemic of America: The morbidity rate is not changing much, has not in years, but the mortality rate has increased tenfold and more. To translate this into English: Kids still catch measles, either from their mates, or from the vaccines, just like always, but instead of 5 kids dying every year, fifty now die in the same area. Statistically, most of these deaths are after the second injection, when the body reacts to the pathogen it was taught to fight.
How does 60 deaths make for a pandemic? Because it is relatively few fatalities, but over a large area. Statistically, there is no reason to panic, but pandemic sounds like epidemic, so the News will run with that, just in case you thought not to vaccinate. They have to motivate you, it’s a public service! A pandemic just means something that happens in many places, but after ‘morbidity’, ‘pandemic’ makes the spine chill, if you have vulnerable children in the house, I am sure. Considering that America hosts 450 to 500 million people, even five hundred deaths for any one cause is statistically just a blip, zero comma zero zero zero one percent.
On the other hand, they are also growing problems with TB, rubella and even typhoid. So, we have enough data to say that vaccination does not make much difference to diseases, and may be more harmful than useful. What then, is driving the infectious pandemics of America? No nation on earth is as well vaccinated, nobody spends more on ‘health care’, nobody has better technology or specialists, yet more people die every year of easily-treated infections. What could be the reason? How can we help our American friends unravel this mystery, solve this urgent medical crisis? Easy.
American childhood mortality rates are following exactly the same graph curve as what we saw during the eradication phase: As living standards increase, mortality falls. Conversely: As the standard of living falls below the level of civilisation, infectious diseases will increase in frequency amongst the ill-fed and poorly-served members of society. America is following the statistical curve perfectly, but this time it swings up, to reflect the drastic drop in standard of living for the non-millionaires of Zion’s Undeclared Soviet in the Americas.
Our advice to the Yanks? Stop fretting about measles, and start worrying about the poverty that makes it lethal. While the “economy is growing”, all we see trickle down is cancer and killer infections we were safe from ten years ago. Maybe Billy’s vaccines don’t work, because we forgot to install all the latest patches, or maybe they are all obsolete, we need a system upgrade? Bill only knows.
Climate change deniers have a popular meme to ridicule the Global Warming crowd. You know the one: Dude stands knee-deep in snow, and says something like “Global warming my @.s”
The Warmers have only one defence: Ridicule the deniers for “hating science”. Neither of these factions are much represented in the scientific community, as neither of them seem to understand primary school science. This ignorance does not stop some people from declaring open war on any and all who disagree with whatever theory is currently being presented as “science”.
Uhm, uh, here’s the thing; what herbs work for what? The field of medicine is rather, uhm, factionist. Each faction believes itself to hold the ultimate truth, and some factions even go so far as to persecute anyone with a differing opinion. Much like those religions that seem to have developed in and around the Middle East, Jerusalem particularly. Fascism is part of life, so we shall not judge. The point is, whatever I tell you about the workings of any sort of medication, might be totally wrong, it will greatly differ from most major dogmas, and I can be prosecuted, for I am not one of the Anointed. Persecution, on the other hand, is not the badge of honour, or the ‘informal’ qualification that some people think it is. Some people are called out for their views, and because they have little or no backup, they shall always shout ‘Persecution, I am right and you fear me, now you try destroy my life’s work.’ That is bull, most of the time. It does happen, though, but not very often, the average peddler of miracle cures usually is a charlatan out to get your money. There are exceptions, not many. What's our miracle cure, then?
Welcome to Greenpets. We are all about fresh, raw food, a healthy food chain, and fresh air. We are against over-processed over-transported overpriced plastic food, systemic poisons sold as everything from insecticide to baby formula, and the constant raping of the land by faceless corporations. To this end, we have simplified our healthcare regime into simple concepts:
Natural Rearing: eat what you were built to digest, live where you have what you need
Naturally Raw!: eat what you need, when you need it, as fresh and unadulterated as possible
Natural Living: pursue your dreams, be free, and ask nobody to suffer need for your pleasure or profit
Of course, we prescribe this for man, beast, plant, habitats, ecosystems, memes and deities. Even crystals have some form of life, we are very fortunate as a species to be clever enough to have figured that out.
Ah, mister Snopes dot com. Obviously a team effort, no man has time to think up that much counterpropaganda. I wonder what came first; a credulous boy called Snopes, who then sold his skill off, or was he created by the people using him. What do we call the people who run Snopes? Establishment? That sounds so clichéd and unsophisticated. These are, after all, serious people who employ serious science to defend the consensus and ridicule the aberrant. By that I mean Snopes deals in Truth, Montessori Truth, and that has to be defended against all attempts at suggesting any alternative truth. At GREENPETS, we really dislike the kind of truth that is voted into existence, and because our ego knows few bounds, we feel free to insult two of our direct competitors in the fields of 'Natural Medicine', whatever that is, and 'News', otherwise known as public bulldusting...
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Imagine yourself as a clear glass of water. Now imagine a small red crystal dropping into that glass of water; see it sink, leaving behind a wispy dissolving trail. Maybe it is something denser that sinks quickly, lying there, slowly spreading a blob of colour along the bottom of the glass. What if it is something really reactive, that bursts out in bubbles, or it spins and careens along the top of the water as it reacts and mixes from above. Imagine you are a clear, clean glass of water, and you have just taken a pill: what is going on inside that sack of skin you call a body, that consists of almost nothing but water? Where is your little chemical bomb going to land, exactly? Should you not at least try find out first? Oh, but you can’t, even if you had the training, digging for ‘trade secrets’ is illegal. If you had right to this knowledge, it would have been given to you as part of your equitable education. Health issues are better left to professionals, take this pill and call me in the morning.
To understand how any medicine works, you have to understand how the human body works. To understand the human body, knowledge of ‘lesser’ anatomy is useful. This sounds simple enough, and explains why doctors have to study for so long, yes? As a matter of fact, a properly trained witchdoctor only graduates when the one who trained him dies. Some other types of doctors study three or four years, with another year or three of actual practical standing around in hospitals. Some doctors create their own universities and bestow upon themselves magnificent degrees in Nutritional Science, Climate Change Research, even what we shall call Industrial Homeopathy. The result is a huge number of different ways to look at the body, as many ways to interpret the internal system, and a growing number of ways to manipulate things inside the body. Most medical research today is concentrated on the only external organelle of the human: his wallet.
So, before I can tell you herbs work, I must first understand your view of the body. In that sense, everyone else is probably wrong, might be causing harm, or, as in most cases, selling useless nostrums and placebos. The worst type placebo is the one that reaches your hand after years and millions spent on research. Not that it might be better or worse quality than comparable placebos, but because that research used up money that could have been spent on education. Or beer. Beer helps far more diseases than aspirin, or try a glass of good wine.
Dopeheads the world over are celebrating their victory over The Man; Cannabis is being decriminalised in more and more places, and in South Africa, the police have been told to leave ‘personal use’ growers be. The limits of this new freedom is sure to be tested in the next few growing seasons. From the GREENPETS viewpoint, the average grower has two serious considerations before starting that plantation:
- If it leaves your premises, you are dealing. If people pay to come visit you, you are dealing. If you extract any direct financial benefit from your plantation, you are likely to be treated by the law as a dealer. You do not want The Law to treat you as a dealer, trust us on this one.
- If you allow kids access to your cannabis at any time during the entire seed-plant-dope lifecycle, you are likely to have your ears nailed to your ass, and deservedly so. GREENPETS strictly discourages adventures in psychotropics before the age of twenty-one, we would raise the legal drinking age if only we could. For this discussion, we assume an age of 18 as the cut-off, but would really prefer 21.
On the other hand, you may join most armies at sixteen… my grandma got married at thirteen, I believe. But seriously, ganja growers have a serious problem on their hands now...
GREENPETS was built around the concept of Natural Rearing. A crisis in 1998 upset us enough to start researching cancer in dogs. Of all the thousands of documents we have studied, two people stand out for us:
Doctor Nicholas Culpepper: physician-astronomer in the 1600’s. Apparently it is now only good for studying historical literature and a giggle.
Juliette de Baiiracly-Levy: 20th century gypsy frontierswoman. She travelled the world teaching and learning herb lore, and she kept good records, written in an easy style.
FIRST, DO NO HARM
That’s it. Not, “number one; do no harm”. It is not “1a, 1.0.0) Do no harm”. FIRST, do not harm. Good living starts with not poisoning anything.
YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT
Are you junk? We certainly think not, life is precious wherever it is found. Besides, junk food breaks rule one already; it contains a cocktail of poisons just to make it look fresh.
LET YOUR FOOD BE YOUR MEDICINE, LET YOUR MEDICINE BE YOU FOOD
sums it all up neatly, don’t you agree.
We immediately started feeding our pack of dogs a raw diet, supplemented with the occasional vegetable-and-oil porridge. Within a month, we not only did the same for our cats, we started following our own advice.
We have Reptilian Brains, Monkey Brains and Human Brains. All in one skull. We are so evolved, apparently we don’t need our insect brains. At least they are starting to discuss the fungal brain. Even the direct connection between the guts and the psyche is becoming clear, but so far our insect self is relegated to the level of chemical processes or at most hormonal discharges. This cultured and calculated bit of public ignorance has been weaponised, and we are falling over ourselves to pull those triggers...
At GREENPETS we have many success stories to tell about our experiences around animal health and well-being. For that we particularly thank Doctor Culpeper and the Gypsy Herbalist Juliette de Baiiracly-Levy. Both irreverent, witty and utterly dedicated to the first two principles of medicine:
FIRST, DO NO HARM
LET YOUR FOOD BE YOUR MEDICINE AND LET YOUR MEDICINE BE YOUR FOOD.
Let these be the thoughts foremost in your mind when judging our presentation of the facts as we understand them. We claim no infallibility, and we will try not to be nasty to other people's thoughts...
...BUT WE HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH THE TOXINS BEING PUT INTO THE FOOD CHAIN...
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There are articles on this site that –very inexpertly- try to convey the idea of holistic existentialism. By this we think we mean to promote a world-view where each of us saves the world by taking responsibility for our own choices, and take cause with anyone trying to limit those choices. Giving me twenty varieties of breakfast cereal does not constitute choice, when all of them are contaminated by the same hormonal disruptor, made of the same GMO seeds, and liberally sprinkled with anything addictive but legally unchallenged. Most modern medicine is perpetrated with the same mind-set, and here is the best part of it: those addictive poisons in your food? It comes from the same hands as the extremely addictive, extremely harmful, and murderously psychotic cocktail of anti-anxiety and anti-ADDHDADHHDAD medication we are feeding the children these days. Millions of children too young to grow armpit hair are on psychotomimetic pills, prescribed drug-trips for kiddies, how nice. But this article is about something a lot less unfunny, sometimes even Acoïtheist Anarchists have good news:
GREENPETS Natural Living Resource Pages is an organic, categorised collection of observations and experimentations regarding a rather old and boring theory on life, health and happiness:
YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT.
This seems to hold true whether you are man, dog, wheat, weed, or just a seed crystal attracting trace minerals. The entire commercial food chain has been polluted by a cocktail of vicious poisons, many of which cannot legally be proven toxic, because no-one has spent the money developing the tests. GMO's are causing numerous symptoms hinting that the body does not recognise the seeds as food. Fight as we might for honest labelling, the best we can hope for is some generic term, usually prefaced with the word 'approved', such as 'approved' artificial flavourants. It can hide much corporate iniquity, the package label laws. Here's one:
Not even the baddest dog out there deserves bloodsoaked cardboard as a regular part of their diet, labelled as "Filler".
We get a bit nasty about this sort of thing around here.
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The weather has been a constant source of concern and surprise for as long as humans have gathered to shoot the breeze. It is the one subject that will attract comment and furrow-browed expert opinion from just about any person on this planet. The weather –or seeming lack of enough of a particular type of weather- is the universal conversation starter in all cultures in all circumstances. Weather is the basic unit of small talk.
Climate change is not a myth. Anyone old enough to say things like “I remember when that used to cost only…” is old enough to complain about how the weather is not what it used to be. The weather has been changing forever, and there are at least a million reasons why it should and will. Climate Science as presented to the public, however, is so much hogwash, unsupported theories by charlatans who call themselves scientists, paid-for excuses to blame Joe Public for deliberate and globally-scaled atmospheric manipulation projects wreaking havoc with our health and welfare.