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How To Be Cool
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Being cool is not about what you do, it is about what you do not do. There is not a single action in this world that is cool. Not every action is uncool, but there are no cool actions. Only dorks and drama queens try to be cool by doing the cool things that cool people do. Skiing in the Alps? That’s cool, if you like that sort of thing, and you happen to be in the Alps, and you have free time, and there’s nothing more productive to do, yeah, skiing in the Alps can be cool, but no amount of Alpine snow-sports will ever make you cool. There is not a sport in this world that can make you cool. It can make you famous, which is cool, it can make you rich, which is cool, it can damage your spine and crack your kneecaps, that’s cool… if you get the fame and fortune for it. But being a sports hero is not cool, it is just a job, a rather specialised and somewhat unproductive job the world could do just fine without, but it is a cool job, if you can get it; advertising clothes and gear, testing the latest performance enhancing drugs for efficacy and detectability by anti-doping agencies, playing Guinea pig for surgeons glad for living cadavers to practice battlefield surgery upon in peacetime, cool.
Coolth is never vested in a thing, an action or a word. You get cool by NOT making fun of the cripple kid. You earn coolth by NOT bullying, NOT stealing, NOT being an ass. Coolth is exclusively about things you do not do. Any attempt to be cool, is uncool. Trying to look cool, dress cool, talk cool, all of that is pretence, which is totally uncool.
The latest high-tech toy is the coolest thing ever, and we know it, because we saw pictures of cool people telling us about this cool new cool thing. How did they become cool? They applied for a job where people spend their time making them look cool, now they have this cool job where they have to do nothing but stand in front of cameras, looking cool, wearing cool tech, and cool fashion, at cool camera angles, and they hang out with cool people. How do they know who the cool people are? Their studio people tell them what to say when they get to where the studio is taking them at the moment, usually somewhere expensive to make it look cool. Do you know how much it cost to have Justin Bieber “spontaneously party with friends” at a specific club? They are paid to appear in places where we can see all the people we were told is cool, hang out together, being cool. At some point, they all applied for that job, in an industry that depends on you believing things are cool when they say it is.
Acting on the word of people whose job it is to imitate coolth, everybody around you now want to prove how cool they are by owning the coolest stuff, promoted by the coolest people, using the coolest new cool words while hanging out in the latest in cool places…
If you’re cool with that, what more can I say?
Big Pharma Finds Seat of Consciousness, Cuts it off!
- Category: GREENPETS NATURAL HAPPINESS
There are articles on this site that –very inexpertly- try to convey the idea of holistic existentialism. By this we think we mean to promote a world-view where each of us saves the world by taking responsibility for our own choices, and take cause with anyone trying to limit those choices. Giving me twenty varieties of breakfast cereal does not constitute choice, when all of them are contaminated by the same hormonal disruptor, made of the same GMO seeds, and liberally sprinkled with anything addictive but legally unchallenged. Most modern medicine is perpetrated with the same mind-set, and here is the best part of it: those addictive poisons in your food? It comes from the same hands as the extremely addictive, extremely harmful, and murderously psychotic cocktail of anti-anxiety and anti-ADDHDADHHDAD medication we are feeding the children these days. Millions of children too young to grow armpit hair are on psychotomimetic pills, prescribed drug-trips for kiddies, how nice. But this article is about something a lot less unfunny, sometimes even Acoïtheist Anarchists have good news:
Natural Living in a Poisoned Environment
- Category: GREENPETS NATURAL HAPPINESS
Imagine yourself as a clear glass of water. Now imagine a small red crystal dropping into that glass of water; see it sink, leaving behind a wispy dissolving trail. Maybe it is something denser that sinks quickly, lying there, slowly spreading a blob of colour along the bottom of the glass. What if it is something really reactive, that bursts out in bubbles, or it spins and careens along the top of the water as it reacts and mixes from above. Imagine you are a clear, clean glass of water, and you have just taken a pill: what is going on inside that sack of skin you call a body, that consists of almost nothing but water? Where is your little chemical bomb going to land, exactly? Should you not at least try find out first? Oh, but you can’t, even if you had the training, digging for ‘trade secrets’ is illegal. If you had right to this knowledge, it would have been given to you as part of your equitable education. Health issues are better left to professionals, take this pill and call me in the morning.
The strangest idea that has ever contaminated the mind of man, it is the idea of a division between body and soul. The famous duality between thinking with the mind or with the heart? Don’t know, we just go with our gut! As it turns out, not everything we eat, is absorbed, but everything is reported. Ingesting vitamins mostly does not raise vitamin levels in the blood, yet they often produce the effects as if they do. It turns out the gut is lined with neurons… that’s right, the stuff that is supposed to make us think? They are all over the gut, and the liver, and the kidneys, and every other organ! Every single sub-organism in you, contains its own neural network, independent of all other networks, but with connections to central communications points, often in the head. Your tummy’s neuro-receptors recognises the ‘vitamin’ as a brain cell receptor recognises a hormone, and voila, the rest of the system responds appropriately! Suddenly, it is not crazy to treat debilitating diseases, like Parkinson’s, polio, autism and reportedly even schizophrenia by supplementing the diet. In reality, of course, the disease originates in the corrupted diet, so ‘supplementing the diet’ is just a professional’s expensive version of “eat your vegetables”. Extracts and concentrates and ‘active ingredients’ will never replace a proper diet. Supplements and super-foods and detoxing is not a useful health strategy. Also, if foodstuffs can be shown to solve disease, then, conversely, certain things we eat are poisonous without even entering the bloodstream. The lesson here is that species-appropriate food is better than rubbish plus supplements. Natural Living tries to solve health issues, not medicate health problems.
Let us say you sprain an ankle. To carry on with your day, you pop a few pain tablets, the foot feels nothing, you carry on with life, and after a few doses, the foot is okay again. The reason you hurt your foot has not been resolved, and while you were hopping along, high on tablets, you probably stressed an already bruised body part even more. Nobody likes pain, and the pill was a quick fix for that, but how did you sprain that ankle? The foot is built to withstand great stresses, yet you managed to exceed those limits, and hurt yourself. The Natural way would use the pain as a guide to figure out what went wrong, then correct the behaviour that led to injury. Favouring or re-posturing the foot, walking slower, maybe a crutch or some rest, anything that helps without chemical aid should be tried first. This does unfortunately mean some, even a lot of discomfort, but once the foot is healed, it is healed, and you are unlikely to repeat the mistake. Pain tablets, on the other hand, numbs the pain, the brain dulls, the foot is forced to repeat whatever action hurt it, and next time you will just take a slightly higher dose for “this foot’s giving me problems”. You solved nothing for your foot, your brain has been numbed, your kidneys, liver, guts and limbic system are all polluted, and as an added bonus, you probably already have a low-grade addiction to your favourite pain medication, or even better, you get those pills from Mary in the office that she ‘gets from her doctor’, that stuff really works! Don’t you just wish you had one now? Or maybe it is time to address your stumbling, and how it fits in with the rest of your ‘lifestyle’.
Taking up the Natural lifestyle costs a bit in time and effort. For the rest of your life, you have to peer at every food package to see a label of ingredients. You will constantly be looking for little farm stalls and itinerant vendors. You are now the crazy one at the supermarket sniffing at melons and listening to cheeses. Every shop and pharmacy out there can sell you a cartload of ‘naturalness’. It’s Natural this and Organic that, it is Free Range and Fair Trade, it is Renewable and Sustainable, Scientifically Formulated and Specifically Beneficiated, it is expensive and most of it is just as worthless as all the other worthless, contaminated crud they smear off on us. Whatever ‘Superfood’ you buy, ten gives you one it was made of ingredients cultivated under or next to ‘comprehensive pest management’ conditions. There are a very few exceptions, but as a rule of thumb for those living the ‘Western Lifestyle’, even mother’s milk is universally contaminated enough to be considered toxic.
So that is GREENPETS Natural Living for you: Hunting for clean sources of food, while trying our darnest to rid our environment of toxic contaminants. Although we have a growing library of helpful herbs in our GREENPETS HERBAL, we are not going to recommend any of them as cure for anything. ”Let your food be your medicine, let medicine be your food.” We include a KRITTERS section about various animals we keep, how we keep them, and most importantly, what we feed them. We regularly… er… we often sometimes publish new commentaries on newsworthy advances in human knowledge. We have the occasional pleasure of announcing a new technique or protocol developed by GREENPETS, which you may find useful or at least entertaining. Mostly, though, because of the nature of the attack on our food chain, a great many articles will be to alert you to dangers advertised as consumer products and services. Also, instead of populating this site with more and more links to other websites, mostly just more commentary on someone else’s original work, we tend to update existing articles to reflect the latest state of consciousness. Come back occasionally to see if things make more sense now… Sometimes we just edit articles to remove ‘big words’, we are here to inform, maybe entertain, never preach or pretend. If you cannot use one of our articles to explain any process in real life to a 5-year-old in five minutes, we either have not published that article yet, or it needs to be rewritten, better, let us know.
There is a section, if you dig deep enough, where we allow our contributors some bile and anger, provided the anger is aimed at causes and reasons, not people or their characters. For now, we stay nice and friendly, and we try to find positive solutions to our collective problem; somebody wants to eradicate us by poisoning our food chain. Oh, and the poisons of mindless infotainment and tailored propaganda aimed at the mind, the mind, that most precious thing, the mind? You won’t believe the sophistication they claim for themselves when they think they are programming the collective Mind. Global Warming is just another intellectual poison, continuing the education of the young along the lines of their complicity in overpopulating the world and undeservedly leeching off their betters, the Capitalist Exceptionalists. Somebody has to say something, anything, they are relying on our silence, because legally, silence is consent. Do you consent to the destruction of life as we know it, or will you also try adapting your lifestyle to your nature?
We also brew beer, check out the MALLUNER BIERERY section, where we spend a lot of time washing things, watching things boil or pump or soak or just sit there dripping, then washing them again, and in between we hang out and play the blues. That’s also where we find the terrible free-verse ditties along the margin of some pages.
May you be a continued source of happiness in this world, and we hope your visit to our site will be of some value to somebody.
Climate Change: the Untaxable Truth
- Category: GREENPETS NATURAL HAPPINESS
The weather has been a constant source of concern and surprise for as long as humans have gathered to shoot the breeze. It is the one subject that will attract comment and furrow-browed expert opinion from just about any person on this planet. The weather –or seeming lack of enough of a particular type of weather- is the universal conversation starter in all cultures in all circumstances. Weather is the basic unit of small talk.
Climate change is not a myth. Anyone old enough to say things like “I remember when that used to cost only…” is old enough to complain about how the weather is not what it used to be. The weather has been changing forever, and there are at least a million reasons why it should and will. Climate Science as presented to the public, however, is so much hogwash, unsupported theories by charlatans who call themselves scientists, paid-for excuses to blame Joe Public for deliberate and globally-scaled atmospheric manipulation projects wreaking havoc with our health and welfare.
How Herbs Don't Work
To understand how any medicine works, you have to understand how the human body works. To understand the human body, knowledge of ‘lesser’ anatomy is useful. This sounds simple enough, and explains why doctors have to study for so long, yes? As a matter of fact, a properly trained witchdoctor only graduates when the one who trained him dies. Some other types of doctors study three or four years, with another year or three of actual practical standing around in hospitals. Some doctors create their own universities and bestow upon themselves magnificent degrees in Nutritional Science, Climate Change Research, even what we shall call Industrial Homeopathy. The result is a huge number of different ways to look at the body, as many ways to interpret the internal system, and a growing number of ways to manipulate things inside the body. Most medical research today is concentrated on the only external organelle of the human: his wallet.
So, before I can tell you herbs work, I must first understand your view of the body. In that sense, everyone else is probably wrong, might be causing harm, or, as in most cases, selling useless nostrums and placebos. The worst type placebo is the one that reaches your hand after years and millions spent on research. Not that it might be better or worse quality than comparable placebos, but because that research used up money that could have been spent on education. Or beer. Beer helps far more diseases than aspirin, or try a glass of good wine.
Greenpets on Snopes
Ah, mister Snopes dot com. Obviously a team effort, no man has time to think up that much counterpropaganda. I wonder what came first; a credulous boy called Snopes, who then sold his skill off, or was he created by the people using him. What do we call the people who run Snopes? Establishment? That sounds so clichéd and unsophisticated. These are, after all, serious people who employ serious science to defend the consensus and ridicule the aberrant. By that I mean Snopes deals in Truth, Montessori Truth, and that has to be defended against all attempts at suggesting any alternative truth. At GREENPETS, we really dislike the kind of truth that is voted into existence, and because our ego knows few bounds, we feel free to insult two of our direct competitors in the fields of 'Natural Medicine', whatever that is, and 'News', otherwise known as public bulldusting...
WELCOME TO GREENPETS NATURAL LIVING RESOURCE PAGES
Welcome to Greenpets. We are all about fresh, raw food, a healthy food chain, and fresh air. We are against over-processed over-transported overpriced plastic food, systemic poisons sold as everything from insecticide to baby formula, and the constant raping of the land by faceless corporations. To this end, we have simplified our healthcare regime into simple concepts:
Natural Rearing: eat what you were built to digest, live where you have what you need
Naturally Raw!: eat what you need, when you need it, as fresh and unadulterated as possible
Natural Living: pursue your dreams, be free, and ask nobody to suffer need for your pleasure or profit
Of course, we prescribe this for man, beast, plant, habitats, ecosystems, memes and deities. Even crystals have some form of life, we are very fortunate as a species to be clever enough to have figured that out.
Follow some of the more interesting-looking links spread around each page, but to stay on topic, take note of the category you are in, or choose that category from one the Articles in this Category menus. That will open a page containing all articles related to the one you are then reading . A category for health will be where you find articles showing how we have used herbs, or treat some injury, or support a patient during disease. While we do not suggest you start baking salads with the herbs we will show you, we promise to tell you how we used it, and the result. Of course I am more excited about bragging successes! See if you can find the one where we sew up a chicken during a thunderstorm using cotton sewing thread. Afterwards we called her Florrie, after Florence Nightingale. Getting your dog to keep his teeth until death is mainly about not poisoning him anymore, rather than some complex expensive process that needs be executed by professionals. Learn how we keep our dogs’ teeth so clean, vets think we lie about their ages.
We have much to say about our animals, how we treat them and how they respond. Health and wellness and diet are all the same thing, so expect a lot of links to the herbal pages. To be fair, there cannot only be good news. We can tell you that too much sugar is bad for you, but then we are obliged to tell you about the documented evidence that artificial sugar is much, much more dangerous. We also have to tell you that raw fruit and honey is real food with digestible sugars. We all want to fight World Hunger, but GMO’s have proven a corporate attack on every nation’s food security the world over. They are also killing the bees. We have to warn you about the products sold as herbal cures, while we try to convince you that herbs are valuable health aids. Not everything can be about sunshine, but we will always take the lamp of inquisitive inquiry with us into the dark bits, just stay close and don’t wander off into conspiracies and PR hype.
Mostly, we started this site to share our hard-earned lessons with everyone who care about not poisoning themselves and everything around them. Somewhere, some time, somehow, we will possibly, one day, try sell you some stuff. You are under no obligation, but do surf the shelves, and our advertisers’, you may find one or two interesting items to make life more agreeable. In general, the entire Greenpets group of associates and subsidiaries are here, from alehoof to ale, from horseradish to horses, from chickweed to chickens and eating the weeds, it’s all here, now go look for your favourite strand of our little web. Like good chocolate, you will know it when it comes.
NATURAL REARING FOR MAN AND BEAST THE NATURALLY RAW! WAY
GREENPETS was built around the concept of Natural Rearing. A crisis in 1998 upset us enough to start researching cancer in dogs. Of all the thousands of documents we have studied, two people stand out for us:
Doctor Nicholas Culpepper: physician-astronomer in the 1600’s. Apparently it is now only good for studying historical literature and a giggle.
Juliette de Baiiracly-Levy: 20th century gypsy frontierswoman. She travelled the world teaching and learning herb lore, and she kept good records, written in an easy style.
FIRST, DO NO HARM
That’s it. Not, “number one; do no harm”. It is not “1a, 1.0.0) Do no harm”. FIRST, do not harm. Good living starts with not poisoning anything.
YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT
Are you junk? We certainly think not, life is precious wherever it is found. Besides, junk food breaks rule one already; it contains a cocktail of poisons just to make it look fresh.
LET YOUR FOOD BE YOUR MEDICINE, LET YOUR MEDICINE BE YOU FOOD
sums it all up neatly, don’t you agree.
We immediately started feeding our pack of dogs a raw diet, supplemented with the occasional vegetable-and-oil porridge. Within a month, we not only did the same for our cats, we started following our own advice.
YOUR ANIMALS DESERVE BETTER THAN LOVE AND INDUSTRIAL WASTE PRODUCTS PACKAGED AS FOOD
At GREENPETS we have many success stories to tell about our experiences around animal health and well-being. For that we particularly thank Doctor Culpeper and the Gypsy Herbalist Juliette de Baiiracly-Levy. Both irreverent, witty and utterly dedicated to the first two principles of medicine:
FIRST, DO NO HARM
LET YOUR FOOD BE YOUR MEDICINE AND LET YOUR MEDICINE BE YOUR FOOD.
Let these be the thoughts foremost in your mind when judging our presentation of the facts as we understand them. We claim no infallibility, and we will try not to be nasty to other people's thoughts...
...BUT WE HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH THE TOXINS BEING PUT INTO THE FOOD CHAIN...
Greenpets Mission Statement and Disclaimer
GREENPETS Natural Living Resource Pages is an organic, categorised collection of observations and experimentations regarding a rather old and boring theory on life, health and happiness:
YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT.
This seems to hold true whether you are man, dog, wheat, weed, or just a seed crystal attracting trace minerals. The entire commercial food chain has been polluted by a cocktail of vicious poisons, many of which cannot legally be proven toxic, because no-one has spent the money developing the tests. GMO's are causing numerous symptoms hinting that the body does not recognise the seeds as food. Fight as we might for honest labelling, the best we can hope for is some generic term, usually prefaced with the word 'approved', such as 'approved' artificial flavourants. It can hide much corporate iniquity, the package label laws. Here's one:
Not even the baddest dog out there deserves bloodsoaked cardboard as a regular part of their diet, labelled as "Filler".
We get a bit nasty about this sort of thing around here.
Whoo-Hee, Dagga's been Set Free, Another Genetics War is Legalised
Dopeheads the world over are celebrating their victory over The Man; Cannabis is being decriminalised in more and more places, and in South Africa, the police have been told to leave ‘personal use’ growers be. The limits of this new freedom is sure to be tested in the next few growing seasons. From the GREENPETS viewpoint, the average grower has two serious considerations before starting that plantation:
- If it leaves your premises, you are dealing. If people pay to come visit you, you are dealing. If you extract any direct financial benefit from your plantation, you are likely to be treated by the law as a dealer. You do not want The Law to treat you as a dealer, trust us on this one.
- If you allow kids access to your cannabis at any time during the entire seed-plant-dope lifecycle, you are likely to have your ears nailed to your ass, and deservedly so. GREENPETS strictly discourages adventures in psychotropics before the age of twenty-one, we would raise the legal drinking age if only we could. For this discussion, we assume an age of 18 as the cut-off, but would really prefer 21.
On the other hand, you may join most armies at sixteen… my grandma got married at thirteen, I believe. Morality is not amenable to herbal treatment, but the kind of person that feeds dope to a kid, is never satisfied with just a little toke, no, they always wanna poke, and that’s when the opioids and barbiturates come out, and that’s when your dear little Suzie ends up dancing naked in a Nigerian club down Hillbrow way. Marijuana is not a gateway drug for youngsters, the people who supply marijuana to children are the gateways. By allowing you to grow your own, at least it opens up the opportunity to observe, guide and assist your child through that inevitable soggy joint that will appear sooner or later. Natural Rearing requires parents to take an interest in the “gateways” their children encounter while growing up, instead of denying the existence of common temptations. But enough legal and moral pontification. There is another serious issue to consider around this new freedom to cultivate: this places cannabis at risk of the same genetic warfare currently being waged upon our staple foods.
Maize, soy, peanuts, sunflowers, canola, just about every major vegetable we stuff down our gullets, has been hybridised, genetically modified and otherwise commercialised into patented, sterile, poisonous and/or indigestible almost-food that no-one may grow without official sanction from the patent holder. That is if you can get the seed to sprout a second season, most vegetable seeds in your supermarket are hybridised, making their fruit edible, but sterile, without seed, or empty seeds, or malformed enough not to grow up. It has become so bad, certain plants have disappeared from circulation until the mega corporations manage to patent the genes. A case in point is Stevia, also called Honey bush, containing high enough levels of a simple sugar to be useful. Three tiny new leaves are enough to sweeten a cup of coffee, for example. Let me tell you the story of Stevia, as lived through, first-hand:
In the ‘nineties, we became aware of this wonderful sugar substitute called Stevia. The search for some plants to grow for ourselves began, and what a search it was. Eventually, we found two plants, of which one survived for two years; it turns out they don’t enjoy the Highveld. How proud we were of that one little plant, hanging on for dear life, producing just enough green growth for the occasional demonstration of our wonder-plant to friends and whomever we could get to listen. We were trying our best to promote Stevia, not for own gain, we could not even grow enough for ourselves, no, but we knew so many diabetics and dangerously obese people, and we tried our best to get them all off the artificial sugars they were so diligently poisoning themselves with. If there was justice in this world, the people who promote aspartame, asesulfame and saccharin as “healthy alternatives to sugar” would have been publicly hanged years ago. We would also like to see the Monsanto board drink a glass of Roundup, they insist it is safe, don’t they? Then we started hearing stories:
“Stevia has been banned” and “The FDA declared Stevia a dangerous substance.” We received well-meaning advice and the occasional twerp would actually try a “I’se gonna tell” on us. There were reports of health shops and nurseries in the Undeclared Soviet of America being raided by FDA agents in black vans, confiscating livestock and leaving behind nothing but threats and fear. Down here in Africa, it seemed a bit silly, but as all plants and material seem to come from there, we took interest. It turns out the FDA does not employ agents in black vans, they do not ban things, and they do not declare things as this or that. The FDA merely polices the food and drug market, they confer upon the licensee the continued right to make specific claims about the therapeutic benefits of medicines. Using non-approved drugs are not really illegal, but only approved drugs enjoy legal protection and fiscal recognition. This conversation excludes actual contraband; substances and services ring-fenced and protected by state security forces (Poo-lice) for the benefit of international Mafia-type organisations posing as corporations and political parties. Here, we are talking only of things registered by the FDA to contain only ingredients registered with the FDA as safe in non-poisonous quantities. We could find no reason for Stevia to be banned, no available research, little as there was, pointed to addictive or poisonous substances, it seemed fine. Why then the fake confiscations and raids and harassment? Was it just rumour spread by some jokester trying to demonstrate the gullibility of conspiracy theorists?
Today, 2018, after years of watching the complete infestation of earth with Frankenfood crops, the easy conclusion is, of course, to be found on shelves in every shop: Stevia and xylitol, both simple sugars obtained from wild plants, have been commercialised, patented and absorbed by corporate control. Like maize, like soy, like almost every strain of vegetable we live off today, the genetic structure of our crops has been changed and patented, and it is illegal, should those Frankenfoods be fertile, it is illegal to re-use seed you harvested yourself; you have to sow new, bought-and-paid-for, registered and licenced seeds from the patent-holder. This is of no concern to a small farmer or industrious gardener growing their own crops through generations, but then the evil overlords of genetic engineering, that wonderful company that promises to feed the world one day, they declared their intention to rid the world of inferior strains. When a multinational conglomerate like Monsanto decides on a policy, all governments taking part in their corruption of the food chain, are sure to adapt any an all local laws standing in the way of “progress and food security”. This gives rise to the very real fear of the institutionalised suppression of non-patented plants, but considering how dope has been illegal for sixty-eighty years, yet still survived, seemingly makes little of this fear. This, however, is 2018, and ‘technology has advanced’. Biological warfare is not really smallpox on the battlefield, it is not some virus that can only be cured after a handsome hermit finds love. Biological warfare is much simpler: Systemic poisoning of the food chain.
When the ‘Flu vaccine was first ‘invented’, no test on earth could prove it worked. The FDA wants to see at least some statistical promise of efficacy. There is a lot less compunction about animal preparations, so, with a warehouse full of rubbish vaccine, no FDA approval and Presto! Bird Flu is born! Not only were all stocks “sold out”, (see ADGASM), the governments of the world were constitutionally obliged to stand in queue, our tax money in hand, to buy this terribly rare and expensive elixir against airborne calamity.
To date, not one single ‘flu vaccine has been tested and proven effective, or even safe, not one, yet do-good biddies and nerds up The Man’s behind are trying their damnest to legislate enforced vaccinations. If you look at the profits on this rubbish, you’ll see where the money comes from to bribe entire governments. “Ah!” you say, “the FDA does not punt vaccines, they only register them. Vaccination is overseen by proper authorities: the CDC, Centre for Disease Control?” Ye-ahs…ish. The CDC, it turns out in 2017, is a private corporation, with private shareholders, and at least 57 patents granted for various vaccines. My, my, but what has this got to do with marijuana, our newfound freedom to cultivate, and maybe even “not inhale”?
It has been a few years now since it was announced that someone in Zionistan managed to develop a THC-free strain of cannabis. This is supposed to solve the problem of therapeutics versus getting high. Arguing with that may expose one as an irresponsible adult, so nothing more there, but this is dangerous. Until further proof, it will be presumed this strain will be a hybrid, therefor sterile. Even worse if it is not sterile; at least sterile children-plants would limit the spread of this strain to some geographic limits. Should they be fertile, however, this spells doom for getting high in the medium to long term. Expect such a ‘safe strain’ to rapidly spread amongst gardeners with passing interest in dope, a funny thing to cackle at, but oh good heavens no, it’s that safe strain they sell at the nursery… no drugs in this dear old grandmother’s garden!
To what extend will these commercialised, patented and corrupted plants sterilise or hybridise the ‘wild’ crop of other growers? How long will the fun last? How long before we all owe some corporation money for growing useless dope, because their genes are in everyone’s crop, the way they seem to have managed with Canola and Peanuts.(see BROWN BAGGING) This, in a Natural Living philosophy, is the real question about the decriminalisation of cannabis: It allows the rampant distribution of genetic material to “eliminate wild strains” and take control of the few protected sources, registered and shareholder-ed into respectability, then expect a severe clampdown again on illegal growing, in other words, growing without paying Monsanto (or whatever name the Devil will give that child of his next). The current and apparent victory of common sense over avarice will not last long. Cannabis is doing brisk business on the stock exchange; the dope futures are selling like hot (spiked chocolate brownie) cakes. The Market does not thrive on competition, it exists for the purpose of monopolisation. There is no hope in L they will allow people to just go around growing their own. Monsanto and Bill Gates are said to be very excited about their investments in cannabis ‘technology’. When these people use the word ‘technology’, you must expect a continuance of their current business model, the one where nothing works exactly as advertised, you constantly need additional fixes for the previous unintended bugs and side-effects, and it allows sinister actors full access to your core. When that product goes in your mouth, the core at stake is rather unrebootable, there is no Ctrl/Alt/Del for the soul. Cannabis technology sounds like a very bad trip, indeed it does, just ask all the diabetic kids high on Roundup and MetaSystox
This sounds a bit apocalyptic and even needlessly sceptical, but Big Business has no record of promoting or even allowing things they cannot monopolise, and the easiest way to monopolise a weed that grows near everywhere, would be like they do with our staple crops: You poison the genetics, patent specific genes, infect the remaining viable population with those genes, and thus claim ownership of an entire branch on the mighty Tree of Life, an entire species as the property of some corporate entity (Really, search BROWN BAGGING). Certain human genetic sequences have already been patented, this is not some kind of apocalyptic science fantasy, it is business!
Just like Humankind can only be saved as a species by not eating processed poisons sold as food, so the future of cannabis will lie in small communities, hidden from censure, keeping the culture alive. They say the King of Saud is trying to modernise his society by allowing the import of pop music and movies. It is by ‘cultural infusion’ that you attain cultural confusion. Cultural and confusion is like faith and doubt: once you have the one, you lose the other. With the Holy Herb of Saints Maria and John, the same holds; either you keep to yourself and grow what you need, no more, and protect that, or go hunting for those strange and exotic imported wonder-strains. Never the twain will continuously co-exist. Well, for a short while, in the beginning, while the commercial noose tightens, and then one day we’ll wake up, another species hybridised and genetically modified into a cocktail of indigestible and carcinogenic rubbish with “greatly enhanced shelf life”.
Beware the bearer of unexpected gifts…and there is nary a stranger gift than our governments suddenly decriminalising something they are also still demonising. It would be best to avoid those wonderful new imported strains of cannabis your friends will raving about. A few years ago, a friend in Pretoria tells me about this mighty new dope the kids are selling; mutated or something. One toke, they say, and you go psychotic. We reserved judgement and carried on with life. Later we found out some chappies from Lenasia were selling cabbage laced with rat poison, and everybody raved over this new powerful strain of dope. Some died, many survived with scarred insides. All this because someone told them it is a new, imported super-dope. The myth of cannabis becoming stronger and stronger actually has some factual origin, and from there on, nonsense took over. The story is as follows:
Cannabis was only taken off the BP (British Pharmacopeia) list in the early ‘sixties. This gave rise to the concept of banning it as a dangerous substance, which gave rise to the need of proving guilt in court. One facet was to test confiscated samples and charge the plaintiff for the possession of actual THC as a percentage of dry weight, somewhere around ten percent. As the supply of material became increasingly dependent upon imports, mainly from places like Morocco, the measured levels in court records showed a slight decline in the THC content of the samples. The smoking public, however, took offense at the lower quality product, and thus dealers were increasingly pressured to deliver top quality dope. Thus the average THC content AS PER COURT RECORDS climbed from around 7% to about 12%. This represents the potency of a fresh, healthy, well-preserved sample of Cannabis Indica the world over, since the beginning of time. No sane person would bother to change that, and any promises to change that should be seen as a threat to our existing, natural, perfectly balanced and perfectly good enough wild strains. Wild strains under biological attack by the same people who gave us Roundup and Agent Orange, Bt-genes, and bird flu, vaccination programmes leading to polio and zika outbreaks, these are the people who are hell-bent on securing the whole world’s food supply. Secure food supply. Secure supply. That means, they plan to have the entire food supply business locked down, they want to own every last bit of it, they want to secure the trade in the world’s food, they want to feed the world, and none of it will be cheap. Now they are “investing in cannabis technology”.
If you want to trust them, or their weed, I cannot stop you. Just remember, when they say they intend to end world hunger, it comes from people who say there should be no more than half a billion people on earth. Now they have contrived to have zoll unbanned? Let me think about this…
How do Herbs Work?
Uhm, uh, here’s the thing; what herbs work for what? The field of medicine is rather, uhm, factionist. Each faction believes itself to hold the ultimate truth, and some factions even go so far as to persecute anyone with a differing opinion. Much like those religions that seem to have developed in and around the Middle East, Jerusalem particularly. Fascism is part of life, so we shall not judge. The point is, whatever I tell you about the workings of any sort of medication, might be totally wrong, it will greatly differ from most major dogmas, and I can be prosecuted, for I am not one of the Anointed. Persecution, on the other hand, is not the badge of honour, or the ‘informal’ qualification that some people think it is. Some people are called out for their views, and because they have little or no backup, they shall always shout ‘Persecution, I am right and you fear me, now you try destroy my life’s work.’ That is bull, most of the time. It does happen, though, but not very often, the average peddler of miracle cures usually is a charlatan out to get your money. There are exceptions, not many. What's our miracle cure, then?